“restores 50 health”

like what’s one health???

like what would be

the actual real life equivalent

of a health

confusedtree:

I’m gonna shit myself and die and you can tell everyone that tonight, my last night alive, was the greatest night of my life

There is nothing I can say that could conceivably describe the jealousy I feel, the rage consuming me upon the realization that plenty of people tonight had the chance to meet perhaps the most insightful genius of our time.
I can only wish this opportunity presents itself to me one day.

I’m gonna shit myself and die and you can tell everyone that tonight, my last night alive, was the greatest night of my life

There is nothing I can say that could conceivably describe the jealousy I feel, the rage consuming me upon the realization that plenty of people tonight had the chance to meet perhaps the most insightful genius of our time.

I can only wish this opportunity presents itself to me one day.

i’ve been able to bullshit my way out of some of these analyses i’m writing

but i’ve just become very self-aware of the bullshit that i’m writing about things i haven’t read. it’s a little embarassing, honestly.

like, it’s not even well-written bullshit anymore, that’s the biggest problem.

this guy has a lot of guts putting 1/4th of the grade on spelling while making a spelling error in his e-mail

things

gingerhaze:

kahtiihma:

the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE

BRILLIANT THANK YOU

honestly just because you stick a key in a lock doesn’t mean the lock actually gets opened either if you know what i mean

(Source: amourlemonde)

i feel really uncomfortable right now

i just died in my dream and i had fully accepted it. like, a guy, pointed a gun straight at my chest, and shot me. and i had accepted that it was all over. i could hear gasps around me, i could feel my body shuddering and gasping for air.

i almost feel like a survivor, but all i did was wake up.

littlephoenixrising:

“Empty Chairs at Empty Tables” - London 1999

As much as I love Michael Ball, Tom Lucas’ version of this song is my absolute favorite. I love how it is both powerful and heartbreaking and I never fail to ~~cry~~ get goosebumps during the last “oh, my friends, my friends….”.

Oh, he is good. He is very good.

i am a bad student so i’d like to stop being one at all

i mean that’s what fucking happens if you delay your deadlines infinitely by being “temporarily out” and no one really gives a shit about your course

could i just tell her i was “temporarily out” because i’m not even sure if i would be lying???

hm

shit